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Please try the following:
- Click
the
 Refresh button, or
take a cold shower and try again later.
- If
you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is
spelled correctly. Look closely, as excessive masturbation is known to
affect vision.
- To
check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then
click Internet Options. On the General tab, click Settings.
Then click View Files and delete all those cookies from the sex
sites you have been leering at before your local area network (LAN)
administrator, boss, spouse, children, parents, or significant other
discovers what a pathetic little pervert you are.
- If your
Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your
network and automatically discover dirty pictures.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click  Detect Dirty Pictures.
- Some
porn sites require money. It is recommended to use someone else's credit
card, but for that kind of jack, it's probably cheaper to drag your
pale, pasty carcass to a nudie bar and look at real sluts. WARNING-There is NO sex in the
Champagne Room.
- If
you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings
can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet
Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and
check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, -Oh, never mind! You don't know
what you're doing. You might as well bust open your weird uncle's
footlocker he stashed in the crawlspace and look at his vintage, moldy
1950's nudist magazine collection.
- Click the
 Back
button to try another skanky site.
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